This is my idea of role playing. If you don't like it, shut the fuck up and leave.
I initiate my gag reflex and throw up all over the hooker's tits. I proceed to squeeze a stinging cigar right onto her face. I make her wash down my fresh log with urine that has been sitting in a bucket for ten days.
Some horny black guy bangs your ass
(NOTE: I don't approve of people being gay nor am i Gay before you go there.)
Stop expressing and fulfilling your gay fantasies in my RPG thread asshole.
As I was saying...
I creep into ExShinobi's house late at night with a gun. I notice his mom quietly sleeping on the couch. I smear Tabasco sauce in and around her anal cavity until she wakes up. Upon her revival I punch her in the mouth and take her jewelry.
Role Playing Game
What the fuck?
And I kill you!
This is role playing and I consider it to be a game. So yeah, R-P-G, motherfucker. This is my thread. You can't kill me because God hates fags. He instantly smites you with his fag death ray from the sporting goods section in Wal-Mart.